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featuring the writings of Virginia Tolles
Five-0 Trivia
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Did You Know?
To watch all 284 hours of Hawaii Five-0 in one sitting,
you would have to watch non-stop for
11.833 days.
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Remember the 1913 Liberty Head nickel that was worth $100,000 on Hawaii Five-0 in Season 6's "The $100,000 Nickel"? Well, it seems that there are only five such nickels in existence, and this one, the Olsen specimen, is considered the most famous, because it appeared on the show! Can you believe it! The nickel sold in 2010 for $3.7 million. I'd say the seller made a nice profit!
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Five-0 Won Awards!
Hawaii Five-0 ranked among the top 30 television programs produced by all broadcast and cable networks for eight of the twelve seasons it was in production. Here's how the numbers looked:
Season Year Ranking
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2 1969-1970 19
3 1970-1971 7
4 1971-1972 12
5 1972-1973 3
6 1973-1974 5
7 1974-1975 10
9 1976-1977 18
10 1977-1978 23
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It is interesting to note that the seasons that did not rank in the top 30, with the exception of Season 1, when the show was finding its "sea legs," are the ones that people today also feel are the weakest: Seasons 8, 11, and 12.
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Source: Brooks, Tim and Marsh, Earle. The Complete Directory to Prime Time Network and Cable TV Shows 1946-Present (9th Ed.). New York: Ballentine Books, 2007.
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Days When Five-0 Aired

They Uttered Those Immortal Words
(RJL Members’ Favorite Lines)
RJL members were asked to name their favorite lines from all 284 episodes of Hawaii Five-0. Here are their responses:
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"The mongoose always wins."
Spoken by Steve McGarrett to Eric Damien (Victor Buono) in "The 100,000 Nickel" (Season 6).
Submitted by Steve's Girl.
"We've been through times like this before, bad times when we thought we'd never come through it alive. But we can be tough when we have to be!"
Spoken by Mrs. Kelly (Evelyn Carlson) to Chin Ho Kelly in "Cry, Lie" (Season 2).
Submitted by Honu59.
"Something's poppin' on the Big Island."
Spoken by Kono (episode unknown).
Submitted by Honu59.
"What are you saying? You wanna get married?"
Spoken by Steve McGarrett to Margo Cooper (Carol Lawrence) in "Thanks for the Honeymoon" (Season 5).
Submitted by Jean G.
"Keep the faith, Dan!"
Spoken by Doc Bergman (Al Eben) to Danno in "The Ninety-Second War," part 1 (Season 4).
Submitted by H50 1.0 FOREVER.
"Not kill, Guido ... Frame! Frame a cop! There's more than one way to skin a cop, you know."
Spoken by Tony Alika (Ross Martin) to Guido Marioni (John P. Ryan) in "Good Help is Hard to Find" (Season 12).
Submitted by H50 1.0 FOREVER.
"What names do they answer to boss?" (referring to two koi stolen from the Pacific Cultural Institute koi pond)
Spoken by Kono in "Pray Love Remember, Pray Love Remember" (Season 1).
Submitted by Vegas Pat.
"Yamamoto san and Takahashi san." (also referring to the two stolen koi)
Spoken by McGarrett in "Pray Love Remember, Pray Love Remember" (Season 1).
Submitted by Steve's Girl.
Note: These were the names of two businessmen, who helped to finance the Hawai'i Film Studio.
"Dem carp really cost" (also referring to the two stolen koi)
Spoken by Kono in "Pray Love Remember, Pray Love Remember" (Season 1).
Submitted by Honu59.
"If you still make house calls, gentlemen, you'll find them both out by the pool, celebrating their victory over a stupid Irish cop."
Spoken by McGarrett to two IRS agents about Tony Alika (Ross Martin) and Allie Francis (Nehemiah Persoff) in "Number One With a Bullet," part 2 (Season 11).
Submitted by H50 1.0 FOREVER.
"You think it's any easier to kill a grown man? You think the next one will be easier than this one? God help you if you do. It had better hurt every time. It better tear your guts out every time you pull that gun, whether you use it or not. You learn to live with it, but don't get used to it."
Spoken by McGarrett in "...And They Painted Daisies on His Coffin" (Season 1).
Submitted by Honu59 and Kanela.
"Book me, Danno."
Spoken by McGarrett in "The Bark and the Bite" (Season 11).
Submitted by Jean G.
"No rewards, no favors"
Spoken by McGarrett to Mondrago (Herbert Lom) in "Highest Castle Deepest Grave" (Season 4). Submitted by
Steve's Girl.
"Jesse: Hey! You in the Army?
McGarrett: No, Navy.
Jesse: Oh, Navy. Hey, you guys had it soft. You know, you had . . . You sleep in sheets, and, uh, you had dry clothes and hot food, movies . . .
McGarrett: Yeah. Yeah, I agree with you, Jesse. We really had it soft, until the ship went down, and then, you wish you were in a foxhole.
Jesse: Yeah. Yeah, I guess nobody had it soft in the war . . ."
Spoken between Jesse (Dane Clark) and McGarrett in "The Hostage" (Season 7)
Submitted by H50 1.0 FOREVER
Royce: What's the difference? I've got nothing left.
McGarrett: Commander, think of the man you were ten years ago. You can be that man again. You've got the same mind, the same character, same talents. Sure, we've all had some bad breaks, and I know you've had more than your share, but for God's sake, pick up the pieces. You can do it. Please. You can do it.
Spoken between McGarrett and Cdr Richard Royce (James Wainwright) as Royce is about to shoot Frank Devlin (Allan Miller) in "Shake Hands With the Man on the Moon" (Season 10).
Submitted by H50 1.0 FOREVER
Rego: Listen, cop. Don't be making any threats, okay?
McGarrett: You listen. Don't you ever call me cop. The name is McGarrett, and the title is mister.
Spoken between McGarrett and Jimmy Rego (Reni Santoni) as McGarrett questions Rego in his office about the use of Cappy Pahoa's truck in the explosion at a Chinese restaurant in "A Death in the Family" (Season 10).
Submitter unknown
Pahoa: Jimmy, I've been planning a trip to Europe for Kini for a long time. You will leave with her tomorrow.
Rego: You just want me out of the way, huh? I won't go.
Pahoa: Yes, you will. I want you out of McGarrett's way, and Jimmy, boy, you have a choice: You can go first-class 7-4-7, or in an oil drum in the hull of some freighter.
Spoken between Cappy Pahoa (Manu Tupou) and Jimmy Rego (Reni Santoni) as Cappy realizes Rego is too dangerous to have in the Kumu organization in "A Death in the Family" (Season 10).
Submitter unknown
In "Cocoon," after Wo Fat (Khigh Dhiegh) leaves the SS Arcturus, the traitorous intelligence agent, Miller (Andrew Duncan), goes to the ship's captain (Wright Esser) and presumes to tell him when to cast off and to ensure that McGarrett's body does not float back ashore, as intelligence agent Hennessy's did. The captain lets Miller know exactly what he thinks of him when he says, "You'll get your thirty pieces of silver." The line comes from the Holy Bible (Matthew 26:14-15 KJV): "Then one of the twelve, called Judas Iscariot, went unto the chief priests, And said unto them, What will ye give me, and I will deliver him unto you? And they covenanted with him for thirty pieces of silver."
Hawaii Five-0 in the Media
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* In the episode of the British show New Tricks entitled "In Vino Veritas" (Season 11), the barkeeper recognized the detectives and asked, "Five-0. Right?" Throughout New Tricks, Detective Gerry Standing (Dennis Waterman) drove a 1977 Triumph Stag bearing the license plate "VTU 50IR." When this was coupled with the fact that the series included major characters with the names Jack (Halford portrayed by James Bolam), Steve (McAndrew portrayed by Denis Lawson), and Danny (Griffin or Gryfon portrayed by Nicholas Lyndhurst), it is easy to think person or persons associated with New Tricks just might have been fans of Hawaii Five-0.
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* The Five-0 theme song was heard in the Australian movie, The Dish (2000). Set in 1969, in Parkes, New South Wales, Australia, The Dish was based on a true story. There, a huge satellite dish was erected to broadcast the Apollo 11 lunar landing. A few nights before the scheduled landing, a celebration was held with the American ambassador (John McMartin, who portrayed Commander Ron Nicholson in "F.O.B. Honolulu", Season 3) in attendance. The American national anthem was announced; however, the teenage boys comprising the small band, which was supposed to play it, did not know the anthem. Instead, they played the theme to Hawaii Five-0! Afterwards, the mayor of Parkes apologized for the mix-up, but the ambassador only laughed and said, "Sometimes, I wish it was our anthem."
* Blue Bloods seemed to have been influenced by Hawaii Five-0. Consider the character names: Jack, Garrett, Danny, and Jameson. And that's not all. Episodic themes seemed to have been inspired by Hawaii Five-0, as well. A diamond exchange was robbed in "Officer Down" ("10,000 Diamonds and Heart", Season 3). A football player raped an unsuspecting and somewhat naive young woman in "Privilege" (on Hawaii Five-0, three football players gang raped an unsuspecting and somewhat naive waitress in "A Touch of Guilt", Season 8).
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* At a televised PBS fund-raising, entitled 60s Pop, Rock & Soul, the theme from Hawaii Five-0 was played by The Ventures and the program’s orchestra. During the song, scenes from the opening sequence were shown. Whenever an image of Jack appeared, the audience cheered and applauded with great gusto. It was a wonderful salute to the star of Five-0, a man who was a generation older than most of the artists featured on the program.
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* "Book 'em, Danno" was spoken on the NCIS episode "Capitol Offense" (Season 6). Forensic scientist Abby Sciuto (Pauley Perrette) gave the order after determining that Detective Timothy McGee (Sean Murray) had stolen a cupcake given to her as a thank-you gift by Detective Ziva David (Cote de Pablo).
* While making an arrest in NCIS episode "Power Down" (Season 7), Special Agent in Charge Gibbs (Mark Harmon) said, "Book 'em, DAN-ozzo" to which Anthony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly) replied, "Nice Hawaii Five-0 reference, Boss." In a certain sense, this episode was a tribute to Hawaii Five-0 and other shows of its era. When counter-intelligence knocked out the power to Maryland, Virginia, and the District, the NCIS detectives were required to solve the case in the time-honored way, by going through boxes upon boxes of financial records and fingerprints and by pounding the pavement. At first, they were grumbling, but when they managed to solve the case, they felt a sense of reward and satisfaction they had not known before.
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* A rock musician served mushrooms that were thought to have killed a fashion model in the Blue Bloods episode "Model Behavior." When Detective Danny Reagan (Donnie Wahlberg) suggested that the musician killed her to put the lyrics of a new song at the top of the charts, the musician replied, "That would be number one with a bullet." The phrase "number one with a bullet" was used in the two-part episode of Hawaii Five-0 "entitled Number One with a Bullet" (Season 11).
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* Numerous references to the Five-0 team and McGarrett were made on Magnum, PI. The first occurrence was in the pilot episode, "Don't Eat the Snow in Hawaii." Two thugs chasing Magnum in their car went over a cliff and burned. Magnum said that, rather than stay and spend hours explaining it all to Five-0, he crept home at 35 mph. It should be noted that Magnum, PI’s creator and executive producer, Donald Bellisarius, tried to get Jack to appear on Magnum, PI, but Jack declined.
* A British columnist, writing about struggles in Parliament, wrote, "Do you remember the canoeists at the end of TV's Hawaii Five-0? Every week we saw them in the closing credits surging toward the beach. Every week the poor souls were no closer to land. All that effort for so little gain! Maddening. Yet they pressed, morale undimmed, an example to us all." (Letts, Quentin. "Clegg performs better than Lynne Featherstone. But then so does a hamster." Mail Online. December 2, 2010.)
* Near the end of the last episode of Stephen Fry in America (BBC, 2008), the following exchange took place between the host (Fry) and his escort on Kaua'i.
Fry: Titus inveigles me to join up with some of his family for a quick paddle to his home on one of the most stunning beaches I've ever been to. It's quite hard to resist humming the theme tune from Hawaii Five-0, which everybody does, of course. It's a terrible cliche, but it's hard to resist.
Titus: No, that's it. That's what everybody can relate to. In the world, it's Hawaii Five-0 and canoe paddling, and . . .
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* In the episode of Family Affair entitled “Marmalade” (Season 1, Episode 5), gentleman’s gentleman Mr. French (Sebastian Cabot) ends the episode by saying, “What is fame but an empty bubble?” after declining to become the proper English spokesman for a marmalade. At the end of the Hawaii Five-0 episode, “A Bird in Hand . . .” (Season 12), McGarrett said, “What is fame? An empty bubble.” His recitation was the correct quotation by R. Priest.
* Family Affair was produced by Don Fedderson Productions, which, in the early 1960s, produced a half-hour dramatic series entitled Tramp Ship. The series, which followed the activities of a modern tramp ship’s captain, mate, and passengers, was based on Jack’s idea and writing about his own experiences at sea. Sadly, the series failed to be picked up by a network.
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* In the episode of Longmire entitled "Highway Robbery" (Season 4), Sheriff Walt Longmire (Robert Taylor) recited the line of poetry by John Donne that McGarrett recited in "Just Lucky, I Guess" (Season 2): "Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind."
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